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by Felix_the_Gat
Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:12 pm
Forum: Surfing Dirt Pub
Topic: a collection of rants from an insane white man(enter at own risk)
Replies: 84
Views: 8435

a home is a bit different than a giant land mass dont you think? No it is not. This giant land mass called America is my home. Would you be okay with giant land development coporations and real estate investment trusts illegaly going to CR and buying up the rain forests to build Starbucks' and WalM...
by Felix_the_Gat
Fri Aug 24, 2012 9:40 pm
Forum: Surfing Dirt Pub
Topic: a collection of rants from an insane white man(enter at own risk)
Replies: 84
Views: 8435

McCarver wrote:Nothing wrong with that. I was an illegal immigrant for 12 years. Fuck borders.

Really? What about the border created by the front door to your house? I guess you wouldn't care if Mikael snuck into your house and lived in the closet for 12 years.
by Felix_the_Gat
Fri Aug 24, 2012 9:37 pm
Forum: Surfing Dirt Pub
Topic: a collection of rants from an insane white man(enter at own risk)
Replies: 84
Views: 8435

Well that is sort of a dickish way to be. Glad I wasn't planning on bringing my family for a visit anyways. Also seems you have stumbled on a great way to limit your children's potential as I'm doubting French is going to be a useful language in the US any time soon and Spanish is rapidly becoming ...
by Felix_the_Gat
Fri Aug 24, 2012 6:37 pm
Forum: The Shed
Topic: frankenboarding
Replies: 204
Views: 52822

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by Felix_the_Gat
Fri Aug 24, 2012 6:24 pm
Forum: The Shed
Topic: frankenboarding
Replies: 204
Views: 52822

The deck is 8" wide and 29" long and was custom designed and fabricated. The trucks are from a Carveboard Carvestick. The 12" long through axle is a part I had machined to add strength to the truck after breaking 6 axle bolts and the lower truck once. The wedges are from Carveboard and I added MBS t...
by Felix_the_Gat
Fri Aug 24, 2012 6:13 pm
Forum: The Shed
Topic: frankenboarding
Replies: 204
Views: 52822

My Frankenboard

Okay, most everyone knows who I am now so maybe it is safe to post my frankenboard now.
by Felix_the_Gat
Fri Aug 24, 2012 5:04 pm
Forum: Surfing Dirt Pub
Topic: a collection of rants from an insane white man(enter at own risk)
Replies: 84
Views: 8435

I am 100% American and claim no European ancestry. But, for the record, the first of my family line came to America in 1632 from the Jersey Island. Jersey was alternately a French and British possession. My ancestors were French and my great-great Grandfather was a Yankee Lieutenant General. If I ca...
by Felix_the_Gat
Fri Aug 24, 2012 11:14 am
Forum: Surfing Dirt Pub
Topic: a collection of rants from an insane white man(enter at own risk)
Replies: 84
Views: 8435

I'll sum my answer to Michael's question by posting a cartoon by my favorite editorial cartoonist. This is how the RNC feels.

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by Felix_the_Gat
Fri Aug 24, 2012 9:21 am
Forum: Ride Spots
Topic: Rate this mountainboard centre: Iron Sides Court Farm
Replies: 4
Views: 3165

How about rating some US mountainboard centers? Oh wait, there aren't any.
by Felix_the_Gat
Fri Aug 24, 2012 9:13 am
Forum: Surfing Dirt Pub
Topic: a collection of rants from an insane white man(enter at own risk)
Replies: 84
Views: 8435

Class over. Do your homework.
by Felix_the_Gat
Fri Aug 24, 2012 9:09 am
Forum: Surfing Dirt Pub
Topic: a collection of rants from an insane white man(enter at own risk)
Replies: 84
Views: 8435

I'm not Welch. It's racist to generalize nationalities to a certain skin colour. Here are some definitions for your lesson today. Nationality - the nation in which you live. Race - the race you belong to. So I guess that makes you United Kingdomian. And, take it from me bud, you are white. Isn't th...
by Felix_the_Gat
Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:53 am
Forum: Surfing Dirt Pub
Topic: a collection of rants from an insane white man(enter at own risk)
Replies: 84
Views: 8435

Brennig wrote:And what makes you think I'm white?

Well, judging from the demographic odds of the Welch population, I think it would be a safe bet so say that you are white.
by Felix_the_Gat
Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:42 am
Forum: Surfing Dirt Pub
Topic: a collection of rants from an insane white man(enter at own risk)
Replies: 84
Views: 8435

So black people can't eat chicken because that would be racist. No, white people can't post pictures of blacks eating chicken because it is racists. If you ever run across a black person in your country ask them. Here is your lesson for the day. You know you can look this stuff up yourself. I'm goi...
by Felix_the_Gat
Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:40 am
Forum: Surfing Dirt Main Forum
Topic: If finding someone else to ride with..
Replies: 11
Views: 2189

McCarver wrote:If they dont mind getting a little dirty

Again, gross. For your wife's sake, I really hope you wear protection.
by Felix_the_Gat
Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:32 am
Forum: Surfing Dirt Pub
Topic: a collection of rants from an insane white man(enter at own risk)
Replies: 84
Views: 8435

And that makes me racist and not you? Oh Felix ... Yes, it does. You are so rascist that you would post a video of a black guy eating chicken. Racism is based in ignorance. Judging from the fact that you live in a whitebread, backwoods, second-world country it is easy to understand that you are too...
by Felix_the_Gat
Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:25 am
Forum: Surfing Dirt Main Forum
Topic: If finding someone else to ride with..
Replies: 11
Views: 2189

Warg wrote:Batshit sheila looking for fun and company in remote areas.

Whaaat? You're female? I'm sure you would get a lot of responses to that ad.
by Felix_the_Gat
Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:20 am
Forum: Surfing Dirt Main Forum
Topic: If finding someone else to ride with..
Replies: 11
Views: 2189

McCarver wrote:Mine:

Married Middle Age Redneck mountainboarder in the greater san jose area seeks another rider for consensual activities that generally end in someone walking funny before the day is done.

I think you might want to rephrase that last part or you might get too many responses from gay guys.
by Felix_the_Gat
Fri Aug 24, 2012 7:55 am
Forum: Surfing Dirt Pub
Topic: a collection of rants from an insane white man(enter at own risk)
Replies: 84
Views: 8435

??? I assume you don't know what I'm talking about. Here are the demographic statistics for Wales indicating that the Welch people are horney, white, rascists bastards: Wales had the highest percentage of births outside marriage (52.4%) within the UK and it was the only one where the majority of bi...
by Felix_the_Gat
Fri Aug 24, 2012 7:49 am
Forum: Surfing Dirt Pub
Topic: a collection of rants from an insane white man(enter at own risk)
Replies: 84
Views: 8435

McCarver wrote:Its not a video, its an image. And when you see it you will shit liquid bricks.

I will never see it and you will never unsee it.
by Felix_the_Gat
Fri Aug 24, 2012 7:41 am
Forum: Surfing Dirt Pub
Topic: a collection of rants from an insane white man(enter at own risk)
Replies: 84
Views: 8435

McCarver wrote:this thread is like staring at tubgirl for hours on end.

That is so sick. I've never seen that video and will never see it. I don't belive in polluting my mind images from the cultural sewer.

I hate the internet porn machine.

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