You know you're a "mountainboarder" when.......

[Ryan]

You attempt to "carve" with your vehicle on the way back from a days ride.

[GoofyMark]

You attempt to "carve" with your vehicle on the way back from a days ride.

That's not so bad, its when you start to try and scrub speed by running up the grass verge you need to worry;-s

[Ian@KentATB]

That's not so bad, its when you start to try and scrub speed by running up the grass verge you need to worry;-s

Recently on our boarding holiday we were playing ollie pixo on the speed bumps with our hire car

A rather crammed full of kit Nissan Pixo

[Ryan]

It's only a matter of time before mountainboarders are banned from renting cars.

[Marvin]

Or encouraged to rents a 4x4 that will survive it :P

[Bucket]

"When you wake up out side, on your back, every thing hurts and you smile."

[Skaterdre]

When your wife says "You can buy that new SURFINGDIRT shirt from zazzle!" and your response is "Any idiot can buy a shirt....It takes a special idiot to win one!!"

[rockwell38]

when your driving down the road with your friends and every two miutes saying look at that i wanna shred that

[NotTodayGuys]

to take aprt your whole mountainboard to fit in a car to just go riding for 10 minutes 2 miles from your house

[Kiwy]

-When you start wearing protection and padding for jumping a sidewalk.

-When the first thing you think about when traveling is how to pack your board.

-When you cut down on food and bills because your gear has a scratch and you OCD about it until it's replaced of fixed.

- When you walk down a random street and all you can see is ride patterns.

- When your girlfriend fully enjoys the scenery and you're only filled with regret because you couldn't pack your board.

- When everybody treats you like a celebrity when you carry your deck around.

- When you go out to buy winter gloves and you come back with wrist guards.

- When a flat tire feels like a breakup.

Pro category

- When you have an automatic mental check up of your body and board every time you fall.

- When you fumbled your backflip, you're upside down and your first thought is how to save your board

- When you want to start writing about the meaning of a 360 grab.

- When your brain works like Steven Hawking's when you have to figure out the physics behind a trick.

- When you can actually get an engineering degree solely on riding experience.

- When you post in "The Shed".

- When your vacations are all planned on the 6th of September.

[McCarver]

when you post in "the shed".

lol

[MarcATB]

...when you piss on the snow

[MarcATB]

- When your vacations are all planned on the 6th of September.

That work!

[Gaz]

When you walk up the hill a thousand times without ever walking back down.

[concretejungle]

...when you know other riders by the boards and helmets they have in their pictures versus the names and faces.

[OldDirtyBastard]

[color="Sienna"]When you crash and end up sliding 30 feet on top of your helmet checking out the world from a whole new bitchin perspective[/color]