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Ryan
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Post by Ryan » Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:14 pm

You attempt to "carve" with your vehicle on the way back from a days ride.

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Post by GoofyMark » Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:17 pm

Ryan wrote:You attempt to "carve" with your vehicle on the way back from a days ride.


That's not so bad, its when you start to try and scrub speed by running up the grass verge you need to worry;-s
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Post by Ian@KentATB » Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:21 pm

GoofyMark wrote:That's not so bad, its when you start to try and scrub speed by running up the grass verge you need to worry;-s


Recently on our boarding holiday we were playing ollie pixo on the speed bumps with our hire car

A rather crammed full of kit Nissan Pixo

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Post by Ryan » Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:58 pm

It's only a matter of time before mountainboarders are banned from renting cars.

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Post by Marvin » Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:20 pm

Or encouraged to rents a 4x4 that will survive it :P

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Post by Bucket » Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:32 am

"When you wake up out side, on your back, every thing hurts and you smile."

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Post by Skaterdre » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:54 pm

When your wife says "You can buy that new SURFINGDIRT shirt from zazzle!" and your response is "Any idiot can buy a shirt....It takes a special idiot to win one!!" ;)

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Post by rockwell38 » Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:12 pm

when your driving down the road with your friends and every two miutes saying look at that i wanna shred that

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Post by NotTodayGuys » Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:23 pm

to take aprt your whole mountainboard to fit in a car to just go riding for 10 minutes 2 miles from your house
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Post by Kiwy » Fri Jan 03, 2014 5:26 pm

-When you start wearing protection and padding for jumping a sidewalk.

-When the first thing you think about when traveling is how to pack your board.

-When you cut down on food and bills because your gear has a scratch and you OCD about it until it's replaced of fixed.

- When you walk down a random street and all you can see is ride patterns.

- When your girlfriend fully enjoys the scenery and you're only filled with regret because you couldn't pack your board.

- When everybody treats you like a celebrity when you carry your deck around.

- When you go out to buy winter gloves and you come back with wrist guards.

- When a flat tire feels like a breakup.

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- When you have an automatic mental check up of your body and board every time you fall.

- When you fumbled your backflip, you're upside down and your first thought is how to save your board

- When you want to start writing about the meaning of a 360 grab.

- When your brain works like Steven Hawking's when you have to figure out the physics behind a trick.

- When you can actually get an engineering degree solely on riding experience.

- When you post in "The Shed".

- When your vacations are all planned on the 6th of September.

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Post by McCarver » Fri Jan 03, 2014 5:30 pm

when you post in "the shed".


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Post by MarcATB » Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:28 am

...when you piss on the snow :)
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Post by MarcATB » Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:33 am

Kiwy wrote:
- When your vacations are all planned on the 6th of September.


That work!
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Post by Gaz » Sat Jan 04, 2014 12:32 pm

When you walk up the hill a thousand times without ever walking back down.

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Post by concretejungle » Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:44 pm

...when you know other riders by the boards and helmets they have in their pictures versus the names and faces.
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Post by OldDirtyBastard » Sat Jan 18, 2014 12:44 pm

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