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Josh
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Post by Josh » Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:51 pm

when you dont do a project weeks late to mountain board and in the morning go riding and try ballsy stuff so you get an injury for an excuse

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Post by The 6th degree » Mon Oct 19, 2009 1:20 am

When you hope for an injury so you can get some paid time off work - but not serious enough to stop you riding. Maybe a dislocated little finger or something....

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Post by lewiss » Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:59 am

when you have to hear about all the funny things your mates got up to on Friday night, because you were tucked up warm in bed waiting for first light!

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Post by Jhammo52 » Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:08 pm

lewiss wrote:when you have to hear about all the funny things your mates got up to on Friday night, because you were tucked up warm in bed waiting for first light!


ahhh.. I like that one :)

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Post by Jasper » Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:16 pm

you go out boarding even after a big friday night out and ure still hungover!

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Post by lewiss » Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:50 pm

*disapproving shake*

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Post by Jhammo52 » Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:01 pm

lewiss wrote:*disapproving shake*


*slightly canted chin rubbing nod of approbative consideration*

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Post by doned » Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:10 pm

..you touch the fake boobs and ask about the psi..

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Post by McCarver » Sat Nov 28, 2009 5:25 pm

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Post by Pume » Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:08 pm

when your sleeping bag/bed tries to become part of your skin from where your scabs have leaked

when your girlfriend says "i'm not touching you if you have THAT on your body" :P

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Post by McCarver » Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:12 pm

I havent combined camping and riding in awhile but I know all about the not getting touched part :)
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Post by leapb4ulook » Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:17 pm

...when, even though its past midnight and you've got to get up in a few hours to go riding, you're planning a line down Vesuvius instead of going to sleep.
Mutley wrote:Dude you are an inspiration, and a nut job all rolled into one.

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Post by McCarver » Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:20 pm

I thought that was how you could tell you were on crystal meth. Sure you havent posted in the wrong thread Rodge?
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Post by leapb4ulook » Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:23 pm

Sorry, is this not crackhead.com? I always get mixed up.
Mutley wrote:Dude you are an inspiration, and a nut job all rolled into one.

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Post by shaker » Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:25 pm

Planning a line down Vesuvius is a serious cocaine habit.

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Post by McCarver » Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:26 pm

leapb4ulook wrote:Sorry, is this not crackhead.com? I always get mixed up.



No wrong site, you should have taken the left at alburquerque

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Post by leapb4ulook » Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:28 pm

shaker wrote:Planning a line down Vesuvius is a serious cocaine habit.

That's extreme drug use!
Mutley wrote:Dude you are an inspiration, and a nut job all rolled into one.

Brennig wrote:Trees are where the party's at.

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Post by leapb4ulook » Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:30 pm

McCarver wrote:No wrong site, you should have taken the left at alburquerque

Can you tell me the way to Amarillo?
Mutley wrote:Dude you are an inspiration, and a nut job all rolled into one.

Brennig wrote:Trees are where the party's at.

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Post by McCarver » Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:50 pm

When your fingernails more often than not look like this:

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Post by Millyboarder » Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:14 pm

-When your car license plate says MT BOARD
-You buy a car specifically so it can fit a mountainboard jump in it, along with many boards and people
-When your injuries from mountain boarding cost more than owning a house will cost you and you STILL mountainboard
-When you have a helmet tan line on your foreheard, elbow, wrist guards and knee pad tan lines...that don't wash away in the shower
-You consider vacations traveling all over the US for mountainboarding competitions
-You can wear a different t-shirt associated with mountainboarding everyday for 2 weeks or more with out repeating.
-You offer to teach anyone and everyone you encounter in life to mountainboard.

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