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Famous Last Words

Post by McCarver » Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:21 pm

Some of the nutty things stars uttered before they died:


"Surprise Me." -- Comedian Bob Hope


"I know you have come to kill me. Shoot, coward. You are only going to kill a man." -- Revolutionary Che Guevara


"I've had 18 straight whiskeys; I think that's the record." -- Poet Dylan Thomas

"I am not the least afraid to die."
-- Scientist Charles Darwin

"That was a great game of golf, fellers." -- Actor Bing

"Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub." -- Hotelier Conrad Hilton Sr. when asked if he had any last words of wisdom for the world.

"I should never have switched from scotch to martinis." -- Actor Humphrey Bogart

"It is very beautiful over there."
-- Inventor Thomas Edison

"Why Not? After all, it belongs to him." -- Actor Charlie Chaplin in response to the priest praying at his bedside, "May the Lord have mercy on your soul."


"God will forgive me. It is his trade." -- Poet Heinrich Heine


"LSD, 100 micrograms I.M."
-- Author Aldous Huxley to his wife. She complied and he was injected twice before his death.

"Thomas Jefferson still surv ... "
-- President John Adams before dying. Thomas Jefferson had died earlier that day.

"Friends applaud, the comedy is finished." -- Composer Ludwig van Beethoven

"I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room -- and God damn it -- died in a hotel room." -- Writer Eugene O'Neill

"Drink to me." -- Artist Pablo Picasso

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist ..." -- Civil War commander General Sedgewick's final miscalculation.

"Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. Now what?" -- Writer William Saroyan

Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies."-- Philosopher Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.

"How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?"
-- Entrepreneur P. T. Barnum

"Go on, get out -- last words are for fools who haven't said enough." -- Revolutionary Karl Marx to his housekeeper, who urged him to tell her his last words so she could write them down.
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Post by GoofyMark » Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:39 pm

McCarver wrote:
"LSD, 100 micrograms I.M."
-- Author Aldous Huxley to his wife. She complied and he was injected twice before his death.



Thats the way to go!!!!!!!!!

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Post by etchy6 » Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:48 am

"here goes nothing" etchy6 as he rolls into his first backflip on dirt
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Post by ade_mcc » Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:58 am

Never, never, never say on a mountain board "watch this" or "one last run".
Both recipes for disaster!

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Post by etchy6 » Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:44 am

ade_mcc wrote:Never, never, never say on a mountain board "watch this" or "one last run".
Both recipes for disaster!


AMEN TO THAT

I said... well I got time for one last run
and I said 'well here goes nothing'
and I said FIML THIS'

see "how NOT TO backflip" on main forum
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Post by OchoCinco » Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:09 pm

Tell your wife i love her!!!

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Post by Jasper » Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:20 am

ade_mcc wrote:Never, never, never say on a mountain board "watch this" or "one last run".
Both recipes for disaster!


the latter has always been the recipe for disasters with me, attempting shifty 180s and stuff :P damn those last runs, god i need to get out on my board, damn skewl!

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