Question for those of you with small children

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Who would you rather strangle with your bare hands

The Wonder Pets
3
17%
The Imagination Movers
0
No votes
The creepy dude from lazy town
6
33%
The other creepy dude from lazy town
0
No votes
The entire cast of Hi5
2
11%
Other
7
39%
 
Total votes: 18

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Question for those of you with small children

Post by McCarver » Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:07 pm

Who would you rather strangle to death with your bare hands?


(poll coming)
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Post by BryceAZ » Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:13 pm

Dora the Explorer. First on my hit list.

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Post by McCarver » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:51 pm

BryceAZ wrote:Dora the Explorer. First on my hit list.


Should have known you were a racist :p
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Post by BryceAZ » Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:24 pm

Don't worry, second on the list are the wiggles. I'm an equal opportunity hit man.

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Post by buggley » Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:51 am

probably dora or the wiggles or the doodle bops. i miss the days of HR Puffinstuff
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Post by LivEviL » Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:52 pm

Strangle me Elmo
He's no good to me dead.

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Post by Brennig » Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:48 am

American TV sucks, we have Chucklevision.

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Post by Felix_the_Gat » Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:22 am

I'd like to strangle older characters like Zack and Cody and Miley Cyrus.

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Post by Wyoming Adrenaline Junkie » Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:34 pm

idk about you, but sesame street was the fucking shit...

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Post by McCarver » Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:41 pm

Im a big sesame street fan, love me some snufalupacus
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Post by buggley » Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:45 am

Did anyone else watch HRpuffnstuff? or was i the only one raised by closet junkies?
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Post by buggley » Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:50 am

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it was an early lesson on what happens if you puff the magic flute
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Post by McCarver » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:56 pm

for the people that voted "that creepy dude from lazy town" did you vote because you hate the good guy or the bad guy? Should I make another poll?
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Post by Jimmy Chaos » Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:52 pm

buggley wrote:Did anyone else watch HRpuffnstuff? or was i the only one raised by closet junkies?


Yeah I was a hrpuffnsruff kid, I don't think they were closet junkies........ they were pretty up front about it.
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Post by buggley » Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:46 pm

the coffts were open to it but i was 18 before i learned my dad dried his weed on the air hockey table. if you can imagine ned fladers mixed with a firefighter thats my pops. turns out he was a bigger stoner than i was lol
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Post by buggley » Sat Jun 16, 2012 3:10 pm

would it be inapropriet if i told you folks that a dated a lady that had a vibe that looked exactly like the yogabba gabba orange thing with out the arms or one eyeball
every time i see the show i think of it lol
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Post by McCarver » Sat Jun 16, 2012 3:16 pm

you do mean a dildo right? Or was it a buttplug?
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Post by buggley » Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:02 pm

well..... im not sure i can tell you what we did with it but the important thing is that i ended it when i found the cattle prod under the seat of her shag van.
true story. the screwed up part is that she was my boss at an osh hardware store and one of my coworkers teld me a few things about her that i didnt know including where to find said cattle prod. the things her fake ta tas could do......... my friends and i now call her crazy amy
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Post by _Kryten_ » Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:11 am

BryceAZ wrote:Dora the Explorer. First on my hit list.


If ya don't like Dora ya might like this lol http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5bVCz-NlvX4

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