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Post by McCarver » Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:53 pm

My name is McC, I'm a 34 year old American Ex-pat living in Costa Rica and have been mountainboarding for nearly a decade. Feel free to ask me any question regardless of topic and I will try to answer to the best of my ability :D
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Post by Mikael » Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:30 am

What is Soylent Green?

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Post by McCarver » Sat Aug 18, 2012 6:25 am

Mostly people with a dash of Monosodium Glutamate
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Post by Ben » Sat Aug 18, 2012 7:15 am

why are we here? where did we come from? where are we going?
answer me oh wise one :P
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Post by McCarver » Sat Aug 18, 2012 8:55 am

Ben wrote:why are we here? where did we come from? where are we going?
answer me oh wise one :P


Honestly I have no idea but I do recommend you asking yourself these questions once in a while. You may be amazed how much your own answers change.
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Post by Michael » Sat Aug 18, 2012 9:49 am

What is five divided by zero?
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Post by McCarver » Sat Aug 18, 2012 10:30 am

Michael wrote:What is five divided by zero?



Not sure let me see.....

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Post by buggley » Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:36 am

is it socialy acceptable to look for a mail order bride????
is it socialy acceptable to actualy marry a mail order bride?
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Post by McCarver » Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:58 am

buggley wrote:is it socialy acceptable to look for a mail order bride????
is it socialy acceptable to actualy marry a mail order bride?


As long as she is paid for it is acceptable to love any mail order product
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Post by Tom's 180's » Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:27 pm

How did you lose your virginity? Lolz.

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Post by Michael » Sat Aug 18, 2012 1:12 pm

Tom's 180's wrote:How did you lose your virginity? Lolz.


I would hope the same way as everyone else...
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Post by McCarver » Sat Aug 18, 2012 1:57 pm

Tom's 180's wrote:How did you lose your virginity? Lolz.


Without giving away too many details it involved a teddy bear, a surgical glove, a rubberband and a half a bottle of conditioner
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Post by belac » Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:31 pm

was the moon landing hoaxed? and what psi would you ride up there?

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Post by McCarver » Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:40 pm

belac wrote:was the moon landing hoaxed? and what psi would you ride up there?


Yes it was, I believe in nearly every conspiracy theory known to man including but not limited to 9/11 was an inside job, JFK was assasinated by the CIA and Sponge Bob Square Pants represents a large-scale experiment on Ukrainian children to create criminals and perverts. Recommended PSI 63.5
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Post by Brennig » Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:46 pm

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MY DINOSAUR THEORY

Dinosaurs are from the future, they built a time machine and travelled back in time, unfortunately they miss judged the coordinates and got stuck underground.

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Post by buggley » Sat Aug 18, 2012 5:22 pm

McCarver wrote:Without giving away too many details it involved a teddy bear, a surgical glove, a rubberband and a half a bottle of conditioner


shampoo burns the pee hole
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Post by Mutley » Sun Aug 19, 2012 1:34 am

In an alternate reality where women are as immature as men, do you think we'd still win farting contests ?
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Post by McCarver » Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:14 am

Mutley wrote:In an alternate reality where women are as immature as men, do you think we'd still win farting contests ?


If you had ever met my mother you wouldnt have even wasted your time typing out that question.
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Post by Ben » Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:53 am

why isnt mountainboarding as big as we all think it could be? (conspiracy theory answer please)
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Post by Tornado » Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:38 am

When a fat chick falls in the woods do the trees laugh?

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