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Post by buggley » Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:27 am

Tornado wrote:When a fat chick falls in the woods do the trees laugh?


yes honestly i live in west bygod virginia and there is no short supply of either.
trees do laugh lol although i dont know if it is the trees or the cammoed up hunters in tree stands that i cant see but i know they laugh
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Post by Travis » Sun Aug 19, 2012 2:11 pm

What would you be doing in the time you spend moderating this forum, if there were no forum to moderate?
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Post by McCarver » Sun Aug 19, 2012 2:22 pm

Travis wrote:What would you be doing in the time you spend moderating this forum, if there were no forum to moderate?


Either staring at a blank screen or working. Probably staring at a blank screen.
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Post by Damn Close » Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:21 pm

If you knew for sure that no one would ever find out................ ever...

Would you have a sneaky go on a pair of in-line skates?
I didn't mean to....

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Post by McCarver » Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:00 pm

Damn Close wrote:If you knew for sure that no one would ever find out................ ever...

Would you have a sneaky go on a pair of in-line skates?


I'm actually am wearing a pair of blades right now
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Post by Mutley » Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:20 pm

McCarver wrote:I'm actually am wearing a pair of blades right now


This is starting to sound premium rate :eek:

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Post by McCarver » Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:33 pm

Mutley wrote:This is starting to sound premium rate :eek:



Was that a question? If it wasnt what the hell is it doing in my thread? :p
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Post by Mutley » Mon Aug 20, 2012 5:37 pm

Maybe it was ? ! ;) :s
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Post by belac » Tue Aug 21, 2012 4:35 am

where does the sky start and end? how long is a piece of rope? what is the noise of one hand clapping? where do all my socks dissapere?

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Post by Ben » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:38 am

why havent you answered my question?
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Post by McCarver » Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:07 am

Ben wrote:why isnt mountainboarding as big as we all think it could be? (conspiracy theory answer please)


I blame George Bush
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Post by GoofyMark » Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:53 pm

Freestyle or Freeride?
Bring on the night!

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Post by McCarver » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:14 pm

GoofyMark wrote:Freestyle or Freeride?


freeride baby!
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Post by Brennig » Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:22 pm

McCarver wrote:freeride baby!


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Post by markbrosnan78 » Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:42 pm

Can you work nights for me on Sept 8th so I can bunk off to RTH Freestyle Friday?
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Post by snowmonco » Tue Aug 21, 2012 5:42 pm

I've just started a couple of months ago but will I be able to pull a backflip in say the next month?

... and since we are at it:
Is the newly discovered baby boson at LHC the missing Higgs boson and could it finally cast in stone the standard model?

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Post by pigryder » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:29 pm

does a mountainboarder shit in the woods?
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